Eurovision Sofa: The Songs – S to U

San-Marino   Valentina Monetta                                                                                San Marino
   The Social Network Song (Oh Oh – Uh – Oh Oh)                                                   200/1
San MarinoHmm, there appears to be a lot of traffic ahead. Oh, I see why, there’s a massive car crash with this song up ahead.
My Verdict: I do quite like her. Quite a bit.
Europe’s Verdict: Why would anyone want to intentionally vote for this? Why? WHY?

 

 


Serbia   Željko Joksimović                                                                                          Serbia
   Nije Ljubav Stvar                                                                                                  14/1
Serbia No one seems to be talking about this, and I’m surprised. Serbia have the countries who can vote for it, and a song that’s pretty good too. He came close to victory with Lane Moje back in 2004, and his song this year although of a similar quality, can equally challenge.
My Verdict: Not a personal favourite, but it is memorable. 
Europe’s Verdict: At least the second semi-final gets a good song opening it. Should qualify and be in the top 10 at worst.


Slovakia   Max Jason Mai                                                                                            Slovakia
   Don’t Close Your Eyes                                                                                        125/1
Slovakia In a year totally devoid of any decent rock songs, Slovakia have of course sent a rock song that is far from decent, it’s painful. It doesn’t appeal to the proper rock fans, and gets rather shouty for a good time too. Ahh, it could’ve promised a change from the ballad’s, but it’s not getting there.
My Verdict: No, no, or in tribute to this song, NO. 
Europe’s Verdict: I can’t see anyone who will want to vote for this, or listen to this.


Slovenia   Eva Boto                                                                                                     Slovenia
   Verjamem                                                                                                           100/1
Slovenia She’s 16 and she can sing like that? I give up, just what hope for me is left? Sigh.
My Verdict: It’s annoyingly good.
Europe’s Verdict: I wouldn’t be surprised if this got out of the semi-final, and is a lot better than the other ‘Just old enough not to qualify for Junior Eurovision’ song from Belgium, and quite charming in another context. Could easily do a Switzerland on the Saturday, but I’m sure Eva won’t care about that.


Spain   Pastora Soler                                                                                                    Spain
   Quédate Conmigo (Stay With Me)                                                                        18/1
Spain In a strong year for the big 5, it’s hard to believe this song I find to be one of the weakest. It’s not that bad, Pastora is one hell of a singer, I just find the song waning my interest half way through. But, for Spain certainly, this is easily their best song in at least a decade.
My Verdict: Why did Spain start taking this seriously?
Europe’s Verdict: This could be a huge hit with the juries, but will fall short. Still going to be good for Spain. Which in fairness, is usually being higher than 16th.


Sweden   Loreen                                                                                                         Sweden
   Euphoria                                                                                                                 7/4
As fan favourites go, this is right at the top threatening to go into a league of its own. Yes, it’s a song that is going to do well, and a song that is unique at this years contest, but it relies on a lot on the stage performance. Thankfully for Sweden, that part is unbelievably brilliant. Everything but together and this will go down incredibly well.
My Verdict: It isn’t one of my own favourites, but I can see why everyone else loves it. 
Europe’s Verdict: Should be pushing for victory.


Switzerland   Sinplus                                                                                                     Switzerland
   Unbreakable                                                                                                            125/1
Switzerland It took me quite a while to realise the chorus was ‘Swim against the stream’, rather than ‘somethingsomethingsomething’. I want to like it, but it’s too middle ground, and two Swiss people struggling to be clear in speaking English.
My Verdict: I can’t even sing aloud to it… not that I would want to, of course.  
Europe’s Verdict: In such a strong semi-final, this could get left behind


Turkey   Can Bonomo                                                                                                 Turkey
   Love Me Back                                                                                                       33/1
Turkey After mixed success in the rock genre the last few years, Turkey have returned to a more ethnic and ‘Turkish’ song. A lot about this is relatively charming, if not a bit annoying to listen to it after quite a few listens. It should be unfeasible to see Turkey fail to reach the final again.
My Verdict: If only I hadn’t kept on listening to it! Though the two time listens it needs should be fine for everyone else.
Europe’s Verdict: Practically has the Eastern Europe vote in the bag, could be mid-table on finals night.


Ukraine   Gaitana                                                                                                        Ukraine
   Be My Guest                                                                                                         40/1
Ukraine Ukraine, being Ukraine, do well at Eurovision whatever they send, and that’s not going to change this year or many years in the future. The saving grace is at least they do send good entries (or something to distract us from the fairly average ones, looking at you Mika Newton), and Gaitana is sending a catchy, fun and a high energy three minutes to Eurovision
My Verdict: Enjoyable and fun to listen to.
Europe’s Verdict: They’re practically guaranteed a top 10 finish already, this could keep pushing it up for a dangerous result.


United-Kindom   Engelbert Humperdinck                                                             United Kingdom
   Love Will Set You Free                                                                                          20/1
United KingdomWell, well, well. As ingenuity goes, the BBC may have surprised us all, no one expected Engelbert Humperdinck, no one expected anything to good from it either. But, for the second year in a row, the internal selection has come up good, yet fails to be brilliant. It’s a song that can go anyway and everyway possible, but hey, at least I’m not embarrassed with it.
My Verdict: It’s good, at least. 
Europe’s Verdict: Who knows? Won’t win but a good performance should be on the cards.

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Posted on May 21, 2012, in Eurovision Sofa and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. HA HA Slovakia…I can’t see anyone who will want to vote for this, or listen to this.

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